What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What sexual fantasies do you have?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?